Vaporware meant the program didn't do what it said it could do. Vape in the air now means new relief and I don't mean chrome off a tow hitch satisfaction, more like no more icepick in the rotator cuff big exhale.

Calling all dilettantes, time's flying by. If not now, when? The alien version says why leave the briar patch if you're all zip-a-dee-doo-dah and the human version sticks to manage shit like you're moving this year. The Fukitols help mitigate the differential and just when it's just the two of us, let's shake up the place.

Reducing consumption requires trimming and thinning. A good day for that is the day it gets going.