So, got this from my amigo who works for AdMonish.com. Seems like there was a focus group one morning who were challenged with coming up with an ad concept a la 1984 Apple for a start-up lipstick company, fantasy allure. Most of what was submitted was dog dirt but here's the one that blew minds:

a guy who looks like Chris Evans is standing naked with the back of the head of a model with a Jennifer Garner look, positioned exactly at his area. Close in on the tip of his erection and have Jen gal paint it with lipstick. Cut to close up of a half profile of Jen's face and slow zoom to her mouth where Chris' lipsticked tip applies some to her lips. Cut to close up of Chris' chest when Jen's head pulls away from the shot showing lipstick on Chris' nipple and the following text appears on the bottom of the screen: From mine to yours, Fantasy Allure.

Goodbye forever, Danny - you've been sashayed outta here on the red carpet.