Elevating the HEPA filter for fear, our man Flagrant shrugs off the morning barrage, concentrating instead on good choices for the day. Already the burn ads for this year's election are looping at a nauseating rate that screams stay outside. What is, is - deal with that. Today is the final day for the free Ginsu knife, so sayonara to sitting on one's butt.

The head of the organization generates panic and disgust if you let him in. Instead, avoid awkward actions like seeing the babe with the G.I. hair and thinking lapper then finding out its just chemo growing back in........ awkward.

A royal wedding, a bed with four dogs, the tv shows lava and another school shooting. FUUUUUU! Make note to see if the deflector shield in star wars could supplement the mental filters. No 25, 11:11, 420 and the 999 more like 787. Hands, touching hands Reaching out, touching me, touching you..