You can tell about so many people by their laughter. Denise Richards = yum. The Boss = real guy. Vera Famiglia has a come-fuck-me laugh. My girl laughs from her diaphragm. Each is revealing in a palm reader kinda way. That high-pitched, forced-sounding laugh indicates tight assness. The throaty guttural laugh is the one to look for if you're still practicing jizz management. It's not foolproof but it worked for me.

November seems to often start differently than the prior year probably because it's the new normal



In summary, we're headed into the sleigh-bell-ringing time of the year so sit back and let it happen. Everything is copacetic, a little ayurvedic, don't take that emetic, it's not dietetic and it's bedtime, head dick.